What you are about to witness is the pure and unfiltered treasures and filth of my brain. Parental Guidance is not advised although the following is rated R. If you are under 21 get drunk out of your mind if you are over 30 and drunk you are an alcoholic. This is a world run by the young but the old are in charge. We are capable of living longer then any before us yet our life expectancy is shorter. Our bodies are poisoned yet our minds are enlightened. We feel normal while altered and altered while fucked up. Don’t do drugs don’t have premarital sex, you will get pregnant, get AIDS, get the short stick and end up on the wrong side of a sinking ship (as apposed to the right side?). The world is burning up, so quick! drown yourself in despair. There will always be someone else to solve the problem so why should I? I work out to get girls but when I get girls it doesn’t work out. I overcompensate but am under compensated. We are a nation of sex crazed sex starved over eating undernourished Caucasians with a black president, and all we want is to be loved, of course some oil will do just fine! We want THC LSD LCD TV XXX STD’s PLZ OMG LOL BRB! Be Right Back, Big Round Boobs, Blatant Redundant Belligerent. Eat your veggies, do your homework, go to college, become a doctor get married and solve the problems your parents left you. Or just sit your fat ass on that couch take a nap and let the world sort its own fucking self out. ‘Cause what difference is one little person gonna make right…